Collective Clue Capacity

Phrases by Allie:

sassmouth11 — Fri, 02 May 2008 18:32:48 +0000

Lately I’ve been so damned orally clever… I just need to post some my phrases so my public (both of you!) can revel in my smarty-van-smartyness.

1. Pop Star Revival: when an older pop star mixes or collaborates with a new pop star to revive their career. i.e. Madonna (Brit & then little (OMG) JT) and Santana and most new and old rappers

2. Charmless Pointdexter: As in our very own Hillary Clinton. I am a fan, but not of her public persona.

3. Waffle Maker: Again a political reference. Someone who waffles SO much they are an actual waffle maker. Hillary, McCain, Barrack… and every politician in Washington. OH also Mylie Cyrus and every apologetic celeb out there.

4. Knee-Knobing Fucktard: I don’t know what it means other than being a pretty good tongue-rolling insult. I think it should be used to insult someone who obviously gives figurative bj’s to move up in the workplace, because they are obviously too stupid to be in the position they are in.

This is all I got today! More of my brilliance to come.

Politics are bollocks

sassmouth11 — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 20:31:05 +0000

Politics: Rich white men are Republicans Young rich white men are Libertarians. If you were on fire, a Republican would check to see if you were in his income bracket or a member of his church, then he would put you out. A Libertarian wouldn’t do anything. Anything to help out is considered a constraint on their liberty. Democrats are socialist. They would probably make a law to make fire illegal. All are self serving. Capitalism and personal gain guides their every decision. Politics is bollocks.

Hello world!

sassmouth11 — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 19:36:52 +0000

This is my blog. It is named the Collective Clue Capacity. The name is meant to describe a person or group of people’s ability to reason and use logic to comprehend any and all communicative efforts. Such communicative effort include, but are not limited to, the media, organizational or national leaderships, friends and family and, well, basically the world at large. The etymology of the phrase “Collective Clue Capacity” is this: It was used in a conversation between a colleague and I, in which I was insulting the current organization we work for called *The Big Stupid Network. I was lamenting to said colleague, that the bureaucracy which currently sponsors our cooperative work efforts is so disorganized; they in fact only have but a small semblance of a clue. My colleague was baffled and reminded me that semblance is defined: having the slightest appearance or trace. This is true, I replied, however, in an effort to be accurate, I was trying to find a more definitive way to describe *The Big Stupid Network’s “collective clue capacity” and how it was, in fact, even less than a semblance of a clue. And there it was … a phrase was born. Eureka and oh-but-did-we-realize that this accidental phraseology born in a moment of ranting glory was a real gem in the midst of our heated discourse. An individual or organization’s Collective Clue Capacity is, in my mind, is great way to describe, not really someone’s intelligence, but their reasoning ability. Furthermore, their ability to logically comprehend the underlying messages delivered in all communicative efforts. That being said, this blog will be dedicated to the deciphering of messages. Each blog will dissect what the world has given me and how I interpreted that given moment in my life. Comments are welcome and encouraged. My experiences and interpretations are my own and if you, the reader has valuable input to assist in the understanding of said message, your comments will only assist in increasing my own COLLECTIVE CLUE CAPACITY! Enjoy!

*The Big Stupid Network is a pseudonym developed to protect the identity of the real company in which I speak of.